Hi, I’m Chris. Raconteur. Shutterbug. Bookworm. Mediocre guitarist. Frequent audience member. Bon vivant. Lover of cats, dogs, birds, squirrels, and turtles. Wordle enthusiast. Alamo Drafthouse Season Pass holder. South Austin expat living in North Austin.

Believe it or not, I almost died at The Happiest Place on Earth. I’m what they call red-green colorblind. I frequently sit next to famous people in restaurants. My doppelgänger lives in Frankfurt, Germany. I only set my kitchen on fire that one time.